I hate hypothetical vegetarian questions. They are always set up to create some sort of “gotcha!” dichotomy, no matter how flawed the logic or how much disbelief you need to suspend in order to answer the question. I hereby call for all veg*ns to refuse to answer these questions from here on in. The next time someone says “If you were in a post apocalyptic society and a cow came up to you and begged you to eat it and you hadn't eaten in three days and then fried chicken came raining down from the skies WHAT WOULD YOU DO??!?!!” just take a pass.