If you have not joined the PPK forums yet you are missing out on history in the making as the world's first vegan haikus ^[1]come into the world. Take a listen.

I kill an ant
and notice a giant ant
about to kill me.

Cow grazing in field
How long until you evolve
And think about us?

Found at dollar store
Organic cherry soda
I drink you too fast

Woe to Bobby Flay.
I love all living creatures,
but he's such a dick.

If you realize that these are not true haikus because of the lack of juxtaposed imagery, metaphor and present tense, then we need you in there. But take heed! If you don't have 25 posts before you attempt Vegan Haiku, bad things can happen!