She Dreamt She’d Marry a Cupcake

January 26, 2007

by IsaChandra

From Teen Magazine, this must be the slippery slope that conservatives are always talking about in reference to gay marriage. Men marrying men! Women marrying women! What’s next? Flowers marrying cupcakes?! I would make a great neo-con radio host.

TEEN: What’s the strangest dream that you’ve had?
V.A.: It was so random and it felt so real. My sister was marrying a cupcake. And then a cupcake shot up into the air and made cupcake babies and there was a whole bunch of them. My dad was like, “This is a suitable husband for you.” So I married a cupcake, too!“

Thanks to Queen CousCous on the ppk forums for posting about this!

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January 26, 2007 at 7:48 pm: Tim
Oh, if I could get cupcakes to procreate….I’d raise an army of them, and then Vegan Cupakes would prevail over the political and corporate institutions of Men. A sweet utopia.
January 27, 2007 at 4:38 pm: bazu
Tee hee. I would marry a cupcake only if I could eat the little cupcake babies. Oh god- is that vegan? To eat your own babies? Even if they’re vegan cupcakes? My brain hurts.
January 29, 2007 at 5:30 pm: Estela Diaz Carmona
Dear Isa,

THANK YOU very much for ALL your books, they are truly amazing!

I?m Estela, Outreach Program Coordinator for Animal Acres, a Los Angeles farmed animal sanctuary and compassionate living center directed by Farm Sanctuary co-founder Lorri Bauston.

I?m contacting you (this is the only way I found! :)) to extend an invitation to speak at our Compassionate Living Festival, a fun and educational event with veggie food booths, cruelty-free product exhibitors, music, farm tours and presentations from noted movement speakers; an event to teach people about valuable resources in their community and what they can do to spread the message of compassion.

A similar event, our Grand Opening celebration, drew more than 500 people last year, including special guests Daryl Hannah and Persia White (see past events at http://www.animalacres.org for further information).

The Compassionate Living Festival is taking place Saturday, May 12, 2006 and will be held at Animal Acres Sanctuary, located 45 minutes from Los Angeles. Your participation would be an invaluable contribution to this event and help us reach more people with our message of justice for ALL.

Bruce Friedrich (Vice President-International Grassroots Campaign, PETA), Dawn Karen (Founder, DawnWatch.com), Paul Shapiro (Founder and Former Campaign Director for Compassion Over Killing and Director of the Factory Farming Campaign at the HSUS) are some of the special guests for the day. Together, we will discuss ways to live out a compassionate lifestyle which helps farmed animals, our health, our society, and our world.

As a guest speaker, you would be welcome to distribute any information that you consider appropriate. We could also provide lodging, either at the sanctuary or with one of our supporting members, for your convenience.

Thank you for all you do and have done on behalf of animals.

Have a GREAT day!

estela

PD: Everybody at Animal Acres LOVE your books and we are proud to have them at our Humane Education Center. Thank YOU!
February 2, 2007 at 5:46 pm: urbanvegan
Those clothespin people are standing in the snow with no coats on. Brrrrr.
February 16, 2007 at 1:52 am: Vegan Ronin
That is the best story I’ve heard in awhile!
June 17, 2010 at 12:24 am: Eric Patterson
How tall is Daryl Hannah anyway?-~.