October 17, 2007

A Critique of The NYC Farm Sanctuary Walk For Animals

by IsaChandra

Olivia and Jessica selling raffle tickets for setting yourself on fire. Feds lurk in the background, dressed as farm animals. Like, duh, we’re on to you.

Okay, guys. We need some serious self-reflection as a movement. What happened at the Farm Sanctuary Walk For Animals can never happen again! This is how stuff always goes down and we are making little to no progress. Below are my suggestions for things that can be done differently next time.

1) Did we really need to flip over that hot dog cart? Yes, it was a daring daylight action, I’ll give you that. But what did it really accomplish? Those hot dogs are just going to be replaced with other hot dogs and now the hot dog vendor hates vegans and will probably never go vegan. And I had actually been outreaching him for a few weeks now, I think he was about to go at least pesco.

2) The walking on all fours thing. That was sort of…creepy? I don’t know, I understand wanting to be in solidarity with our non-human brothers and sisters, but it still came off as speciesist. Some animals walk on 2 legs, you know. Some don’t even walk. I think the point was lost on everyone.

3) When was the last time slapping milk bottles out of baby’s hands ever changed anything? Besides, we don’t know for sure that it was cow’s milk in those bottles and we…wait, one sec. BRB.

Oh, okay, the lab tests just came back and it was confirmed to be cow’s milk. But my original point still stands.

4) We are against the horse carriage rides. Why were people “liberating” the pedicab cyclists?

5) Nice to say that we were all going to set ourselves on fire afterwards and then look around to see who else was setting themselves on fire and when you see that no one else was because they were looking around to see who else was doing it and so you don’t set yourself on fire. So, fine, no one set themselves on fire. But you can not then go around setting everyone else on fire except for yourself!

I don’t know, the examples just go on and on. I am really dismayed and just feeling a general lack of unity, support and respect. See the carnage for yourself then tell me if you think I am overreacting.



  • October 17, 2007 at 11:25 pm: Anonymous

    haah I read this entire thing thinking you were being SERIOUS and I was like, wtf?!?!?! wtf?!?!?!? and then i reread it and i was like, OOOOH. hahha good one!

  • October 18, 2007 at 7:17 am: bazu

    Yeah, it’s not April 1, Isa, why are you messing with our impressionable minds? Hilarious post.

    On a serious note. The walk in Ithaca could use some improvements. For being the geographically closest to Farm Sanctuary itself, it left a lot to be desired. =(

  • October 18, 2007 at 10:13 am: joolee

    Very peaceful pictures for such a violent event ;)

    On another note, I’m thinking that you or whoever was taking the pictures has a future at The Sun or US Weekly – perfect shots of everyone’s goofiest faces ostensibly by accident…

  • October 18, 2007 at 11:57 am: kennyboy

    I can’t believe I just sat here and read this and believed every single word of it.

    Now, I’m just laughing my asparagus off.

    Good one.

  • October 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm: maya arman

    I wish I would have known about this event! How do I find out about stuff like this- I soooooooo would have been there…

  • October 18, 2007 at 12:46 pm: IsaChandra

    So you people that thought it was real really think that feds dress up as cows and pigs?

    maya – Farm Sanctuary has a mailing list, join up!
    http://www.farmsanctuary.org/signup.htm

  • October 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm: Suzie

    I thought the feds dressing up as cows and pigs part was a joke, but I believed everything else… Then I was totally confused by the peaceful, civilized pictures.

    Hey, PETA members have done worse things.

  • October 18, 2007 at 9:11 pm: debya

    I thought the hot dog cart toppling was believable.

  • October 19, 2007 at 1:19 am: pattrice

    Yah, when I saw the “before we overturned the hotdog cart” picture on Flickr, I thought you really had done it, albeit perhaps accidentally. I have a very clear mental image of how it went down.

    And, btw, two Feds dressed as chickens did show up here at the sanctuary one day. We just gave them some cracked corn and shooed them into the coop. Later I saw them running down the road pursued by a pack of feral roosters and one very angry Muscovy duck. I don’t think they’ll dare to come back here again but everybody else probably ought to watch out.

  • October 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm: Tegan

    Just sending some love because you are so funny!

  • October 27, 2007 at 11:56 pm: Nicholas

    there a pic of me ther,i look really bad.what i just said is pointless.