Veganomicon GiveAway#5: Turning People Away From Veganism

October 25, 2007

by IsaChandra

I know I haven’t announced the winners of contest #4, but I really need to handle it with the care it deserves. I don’t want to rip open any old wounds. I promise to announce it tomorrow. But bet your goji berries do I have a fun one for today.

Contest #5, if you choose to accept it, is to create the most offensive “Go Vegan!” flyer that you can. People are always talking about people being turned off from veganism by things that I don’t necessarily think should turn them off, so I thought it would be funny to really turn them off. So gear up your photoshop and get cracking.

There are some limits, though! Firstly, offensive doesn’t mean disgusting, so no pictures of tubgirl or goatse imploring veganism. Keep it semi-clean! Also, nothing racist, sexist or homophobic. That clause is just to insure that no one just duplicates a Peta pamphlet. RIMSHOT!

So be offensive, turn us off, but be funny. Upload your flyer to flicker or whatever so that we can see it. Go vegan or go fuck yourself!

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October 25, 2007 at 5:41 pm: DanDirtyApes
[IMG]http://i20.tinypic.com/1z1wmtk.jpg[/IMG]
Err, slightly smaller. http://i20.tinypic.com/1z1wmtk.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 5:46 pm: IsaChandra
Ha. Let me test this.
October 25, 2007 at 6:24 pm: Kelly
i messed up. help?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/1751675656_a03271649b.jpg?v=0
October 25, 2007 at 6:27 pm: IsaChandra
Ooh, Kelly, you made me totally queasy! Good show!
October 25, 2007 at 6:35 pm: Ducky
testing, testing, 123 (this is pretty grusome, forgive me)

images-1.jpg

Become a vegan, or we’ll eat your kids
October 25, 2007 at 6:35 pm: Adah
I am going straight to hell with Hitler.
October 25, 2007 at 6:36 pm: Ducky
that didn’t work
October 25, 2007 at 6:36 pm: Adah
It didn’t work. Try this:
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/skinny_narrowweb__300x4542C0.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:14 pm: SonofSeitan
been busy @ work, but finally threw something together:
October 25, 2007 at 7:15 pm: SonofSeitan
hmmm
October 25, 2007 at 7:17 pm: SonofSeitan
not working…
October 25, 2007 at 7:18 pm: SonofSeitan
trying again
October 25, 2007 at 7:19 pm: SonofSeitan
http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/flamescontest.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:21 pm: Pagan Beauty
October 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm: Pagan Beauty
[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestflyer.jpg[/IMG]
October 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm: Pagan Beauty
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/?action=view&current=contestflyer.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:45 pm: SonofSeitan
had time for another one:

http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/contest5.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:52 pm: Michelle
http://www.mediafire.com/?5xlkwxj7meh
October 25, 2007 at 7:53 pm: Michelle
Sorry, didn’t realize you’d have to download that to see it, try this link: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/misq17/untitled.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm: Frecklefoot
http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/?action=view&current=VeganPoster.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 7:57 pm: Orangeluna
October 25, 2007 at 7:59 pm: Orangeluna
.
October 25, 2007 at 7:59 pm: Orangeluna
http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/31309/2005814147881351588_rs.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 8:10 pm: SonofSeitan
ha, those last 2 were great!
October 25, 2007 at 8:11 pm: SonofSeitan
http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/organic.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 8:37 pm: Adah
[IMG]http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/news3.jpg[/IMG]
October 25, 2007 at 8:37 pm: Adah
darn it.
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/news3.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 8:46 pm: Ivlenya
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/Go-Vegan.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 8:54 pm: erica with a smile
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/1752019887_5c712ee60b.jpg?v=0

The longer I worked on this, the less offensive it got (oh well)
October 25, 2007 at 8:58 pm: Cody
October 25, 2007 at 8:59 pm: Cody
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sociallyawkward/1752879162/
October 25, 2007 at 9:05 pm: rad.badger
First try, I’ll get better

[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan.jpg[/IMG]
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 9:48 pm: Shannon (Daimeera)
Can’t say I didn’t try.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/daimeera/poo.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 9:49 pm: bazu
WOW.

These are all SO good! You guys are artists! Anxiety-inducing, freaky artists!

The Hitler one had me shitake-ing my pants, I have to say.
October 25, 2007 at 9:52 pm: joolee
Oh my god – my brain can not come up with anything good, but I am dying laughing over here. You guys kickass.
October 25, 2007 at 10:34 pm: rad.badger
Now if this isn’t offensive, I don’t know what is…

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan2.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 10:35 pm: IsaChandra
Omigod adah! Just omigod!
October 25, 2007 at 10:36 pm: IsaChandra
Cody, I’m a little bit in love with you.
October 25, 2007 at 10:37 pm: Adah
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/50shousewife.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 10:37 pm: IsaChandra
Freckles you cracked my shiitake up!
October 25, 2007 at 10:38 pm: IsaChandra
You are not gonna top fur bikini.
October 25, 2007 at 10:41 pm: miharu
http://www.shoujorobot.com/archival/ppk/goveganmiharu.png
October 25, 2007 at 11:10 pm: unsurprised
here’s what i think (in brownlow voting format), as if you asked:
kelly – 1 vote
cody – 2 votes
f.foot, 3 votes

i’ve run out of vote allocations, but i liked sunburn’s joshivore one too.
October 25, 2007 at 11:12 pm: rad.badger
Version 2 of the last one. I have no photoshopping skills, but I did my best in MS Paint…

I hope my links are working…
October 25, 2007 at 11:15 pm: rad.badger
ahh! http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan3-1.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 11:26 pm: miharu
Second entry! This one’s classy.

http://www.shoujorobot.com/archival/ppk/gobdsmmiharu.png
October 25, 2007 at 11:31 pm: Frecklefoot
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/LIPSANDAHOLES.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 11:41 pm: rad.badger
Number 3

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/turned.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 11:42 pm: miharu
Veal-baby-patty… mmmmmm.
October 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm: rad.badger
I’m sad at my misplaced apostrophe…
October 25, 2007 at 11:52 pm: Frecklefoot
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/BRITNEYRBC.jpg
October 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm: M.W.O.A.I.
Isa, forgive me, for I have sinned. (let’s see if this works)

[img]http://www.flickr.com/photos/73032736@N00/1753237928/[/img]
October 25, 2007 at 11:55 pm: M.W.O.A.I.
Damn. Just omit the [img] crap. Damn.
October 25, 2007 at 11:56 pm: M.W.O.A.I.
How did Isa get the pic to show?
October 26, 2007 at 12:02 am: IsaChandra
ooh, there’s a thin line between mean and offensive and I believe it has been crossed!
October 26, 2007 at 12:03 am: IsaChandra
PS I think only I can leave images in the comments.
October 26, 2007 at 12:05 am: M.W.O.A.I.
I heard a blowin’ in the wind that the human variant on Mad Cow was often being mistakenly diagnosed as Parkinson’s (or was that Alzheimer’s? Oops.).
October 26, 2007 at 12:06 am: M.W.O.A.I.
Ok, retracted. I’ll go delete my other post. ‘k?
October 26, 2007 at 12:07 am: M.W.O.A.I.
Done.
October 26, 2007 at 12:10 am: M.W.O.A.I.
A nasty habit learned from me mum is that I know how to hit low. Very low. I’m sorry. I’m trying to work on it.
October 26, 2007 at 12:14 am: Frecklefoot
It’s ok … but if Teen Wolf comes after you in the middle of the night, do not be surprised!
October 26, 2007 at 12:21 am: miharu
I’d be more afraid of the Young Republicans.
October 26, 2007 at 12:23 am: Ivlenya [Innochka]
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/poster-01.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 12:26 am: IsaChandra
It’s ok MWOAI, in a contest like this it’s bound to happen. I deleted it.
October 26, 2007 at 12:37 am: Ivlenya [Innochka]
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/Nuk–poster-boy.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 12:58 am: M.W.O.A.I.
So did I.
October 26, 2007 at 1:11 am: Frecklefoot
Apparently I’ve given up sleeping for Photoshop madness.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/milk.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 1:47 am: Frecklefoot
I need to stop this and go to bed now.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/eppybanana.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 1:50 am: Pagan Beauty
My first submission was more artsy…my second, more offensive

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestflyer-2.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 1:54 am: Benjamin Palmer
hehe

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/bpmojo/extra/poster36903050.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 2:36 am: Cody
“Cody, I?m a little bit in love with you.”

Why, thank you.

Though, I feel I must admit it was a joint effort with my boyfriend. We’ll have to share your affection.
October 26, 2007 at 3:57 am: VejGurl
I hope these are something like what you had in mind.

http://i21.tinypic.com/2lb2b86.jpg

http://i21.tinypic.com/1448zf6.jpg

http://i24.tinypic.com/2mgjjpd.jpg

http://i22.tinypic.com/2dieett.jpg

Please note: I don’t own any of the images, I just added the text.
October 26, 2007 at 10:26 am: jcd
I do not have Photoshop or any good ideas, so FrekleFoot and Cody get my votes!
October 26, 2007 at 10:43 am: Stevie
Ok, here goes nothing!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/SophiaCorvino/offensive.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 11:50 am: Squeak
I’m a big fan of all of them, but Frecklefoot is hands down my favorite.
October 26, 2007 at 12:53 pm: VejGurl
Did a bunch of comments get lost? There’s nearly an eight hour gap in them (2:36-10:26) and I could swear I submitted something around 4 AM (though at that time, it’s entirely possible I forgot to click Submit).
October 26, 2007 at 1:57 pm: IsaChandra
Vej, they had to be approved because of all the links (it’s a spam filter thing). They are there now!
October 26, 2007 at 1:58 pm: IsaChandra
UGH VejGurl, you just made me go vegan all over again.
October 26, 2007 at 3:11 pm: Suzie
This is something I actually say that annoys my non-vegan family and friends.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/theclockstrikes12/VeganFlyer.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 3:24 pm: VejGurl
Ah, gotcha. Thanks, Isa! (for the reply and the “compliment” :P)
October 26, 2007 at 3:53 pm: SonofSeitan
I live Cody’s the best. Not that Isa cares what I think.

AND

“It?s ok MWOAI, in a contest like this it?s bound to happen. I deleted it.”

I want to see!!!! dammit!
October 26, 2007 at 3:54 pm: SonofSeitan
Vejgurl had a couple gems too. I’ve loved just about all of them, actually
October 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm: Pagan Beauty
3rd time is a charm…

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestbanner3.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 5:21 pm: IsaChandra
I guess this can run through the weekend since I’m liking them and too lazy to pick winners right now!
October 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm: lemon_spot
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1764884265_b81100e777.jpg?v=0
October 26, 2007 at 7:36 pm: Adah
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/Asshate.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 10:09 pm: Pavel
This is so offensive I can’t believe I made a graphic for it… lol

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/1767746880_f46cbbc373_o.jpg
October 26, 2007 at 11:45 pm: Innochka
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/10gabillion.jpg

My last – I promise
October 27, 2007 at 10:38 am: Mary
Based on the theory that my cat would love for all the world to go vegan, as that would mean more meat byproducts for her–

http://pics.livejournal.com/viedma/pic/00050hew/g148
October 27, 2007 at 7:53 pm: juliebug
http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n316/JulieAnne120483/?action=view&current=emocopy.jpg
October 27, 2007 at 8:30 pm: Al
Too soon?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/alnowatzki/govegan.jpg
October 27, 2007 at 8:43 pm: juliebug
haha love it al!
October 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm: Al
One more:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/alnowatzki/govegan2.jpg
November 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm: Al
Did I miss something? Was a winner announced for this contest?
November 5, 2007 at 3:24 pm: QXW
Al, if you missed something, so did I. I’m also wondering if my entry was deleted for crossing the line between mean and offensive.
November 10, 2007 at 9:57 am: Kittenbutt
Who won?!
November 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm: Anonymous
Who were the winners? I went through all the posts and did not find anything :(