I know I haven’t announced the winners of contest #4, but I really need to handle it with the care it deserves. I don’t want to rip open any old wounds. I promise to announce it tomorrow. But bet your goji berries do I have a fun one for today.
Contest #5, if you choose to accept it, is to create the most offensive “Go Vegan!” flyer that you can. People are always talking about people being turned off from veganism by things that I don’t necessarily think should turn them off, so I thought it would be funny to really turn them off. So gear up your photoshop and get cracking.
There are some limits, though! Firstly, offensive doesn’t mean disgusting, so no pictures of tubgirl or goatse imploring veganism. Keep it semi-clean! Also, nothing racist, sexist or homophobic. That clause is just to insure that no one just duplicates a Peta pamphlet. RIMSHOT!
So be offensive, turn us off, but be funny. Upload your flyer to flicker or whatever so that we can see it. Go vegan or go fuck yourself!