FedEx may hate veganism ^[1] but UPS loves it! This post will be written entirely in explanation points! Well, words and sentences! That all end in explanation points! Ok, no forget it, that’s even annoying me. I wish I knew how to make an interrobang ^[2].

Unsupportive, disinterested kitties

I waited home all day yesterday but no ‘nomicon came my way. Terry received hers and talked me through it for about half an hour, describing everything in minute detail. “It feels silky. It smells like paper.” But today, I sat on my stoop and taped a note to the door (as if the UPS guy wouldn’t see me sitting there) and called UPS 74 times. By sheer grit and determination I am now holding her in my loving arms. Or my loving lap, because I’m typing.

It’s so…big! And I’m scared of getting it dirty. It actually has kind of a high school yearbook feel to it, which is nice since I only have a GED. Well, here’s some pictures, see for yourself ^[3].

Our baby…it has Terry’s eyes