Cover your head and watch for falling debris! Unless you want your skull cracked open by awesomeness.

First up, SemiCircular Vegan ^[1]. Paula Gross, internet personality and food expert, cooks Made For TV food.

Next up, Saturday December 8th, the Moo Shoes grand opening ^[2] party. I’ve seen the new store and it is Gor. Geous. It’s all airy and lofty and exposed brick and stuff.

And because I told them to, Herbivore Magazine is going back to print ^[3]. Subscribe! Subscribe! Or Renew!

Last but not least, and I am only announcing this so that we actually do it, Josh “The Hooten” Hooten and I are doing a podcast. The premise of it is to make “jokes” that only we think are funny and to alienate as many people as we can. We’re bridging the gap between vegans and total jerks, and it’s about time someone did.

*Unslaught is a vegan onslaught.