I’m Up For Auction
by IsaChandra
Farm Sanctuary’s online auction is a go. And yeah, they have other awesome stuff, like a visit to Sarah Silverman’s set, but really, aren’t I just kind of a chubby vegan Sarah Silverman who cooks for you? Does Sarah Silverman cook for you?!
So go bid on me. Although I will totally understand if I get outbid by Pee Wee Herman. Anything to make this little guy quit torturing us with cuteness.

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December 5, 2007 at 9:00 pm: vegetation
I love that you have a shipping/handling section on there (too bad they won’t post you to Australia! It’d be nice to have someone cook something vegan for me for a change instead of having an omni man who refuses to!)
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December 5, 2007 at 9:21 pm: stephie137
Seriously, too bad we can’t get you across the border, I’d be bidding fo sure!
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December 5, 2007 at 10:03 pm: Amy
Well I can’t afford you, but good luck! And holy crap that picture is cute.
Also, I cannot believe one of the items being auctioned is “A Painting for Corey Feldman by Corey Haim”. Ha!
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December 5, 2007 at 10:07 pm: BlindTurtle
You’ve already cooked at my house for me. Is it okay if I bid on something else?
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December 5, 2007 at 10:41 pm: bazu
For me, it’s between you and the Corey’s, Isa! You already have more bids than a lot of the lots in that auction- good luck!
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December 5, 2007 at 10:42 pm: Marcy
I really want to bid on you, but I live in MI. I wish I knew someone whose house you could come cook at and then I could fly in. Hmmm…
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December 5, 2007 at 10:49 pm: IsaChandra
I think I’m gonna bid on the Coreys.
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December 5, 2007 at 10:57 pm: BlindTurtle
What if the Coreys bid on you and you both win?
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December 5, 2007 at 11:19 pm: vwam
I thought it was a picture OF corey feldman by corey haim. Damn.
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December 5, 2007 at 11:26 pm: Beetnik
If I succeed in folding these United States so the San Francisco Bay touches New York City, you better believe I’ll bid!
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December 6, 2007 at 1:30 am: hatorisblindeye
That is so awesome. Too bad I’m broke and live in UPstate New York. I think it’s great that your doing it, though. I sometimes feel that I’m too passive in my vegan-ness. I need to get off my pasta-widened butt and do something for the animals.
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December 6, 2007 at 2:01 am: Ivlenya
Bless your veganess heart. Your cooking fingers must be cooked crooked by now. But after cooking for 300+ people, what’s dinner for 4?
Can we combine the auctions? and get you to cook for Sarah Silverman?
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December 6, 2007 at 8:38 am: Harmony
can anyone visit the farm sanctuary? it looks like a very cute place.
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December 6, 2007 at 10:24 am: SeitanSaidDance
Wow, I wish I wasn’t so broke. Several of those lots are really tempting (including yours, of course!). But I doubt you need to worry about being outdone by Sarah Silverman.
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December 6, 2007 at 1:12 pm: Heather
“Home must be in New York City.” This part is very sad, on all levels. Not that I could afford you, anyway. But still!
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December 6, 2007 at 9:30 pm: Joe
Well, I’m the high bidder so far. I impulsively bidded without reading the description stating your home must be in NYC. I guess I might need to find some cool vegans in New York if I win, but I’m sure I’ll be outbid.
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December 6, 2007 at 11:29 pm: Paula
But who is going to clean up!?
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December 7, 2007 at 1:58 am: IsaChandra
Thanks, Joe! And Pauler, good point. Want to clean up?
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December 7, 2007 at 2:14 am: pdx-nummers
I would seriously bid on this if I lived in NYC (I’m in Portland, OR)
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December 7, 2007 at 11:21 am: Allie (Verdura)
Ok, I live in NJ so I can’t bid. BUT, what if I make desssert?! :)
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December 7, 2007 at 11:26 am: esme
you cook for me for free when we get together, so i’m going to skip this one. thanks for the offer though!
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December 7, 2007 at 12:59 pm: Vegan Dad
I think the harmonic signed by Alanis Morisette takes the (vegan) cake. I can’t help but laugh every time I hear her “playing” the harmonica on Jagged Little Pill.
Good luck, Isa. Let’s hope you embark on an international tour of vegan goodwill sometime soon.
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December 8, 2007 at 5:00 am: Lisa
If I paid your flight to Australia can I bid too?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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December 14, 2007 at 12:14 pm: Monkbuck
You should be really happy that you’ve gotten so many bids – Alanis Morissette didn’t get any!
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December 15, 2007 at 8:41 am: Kimberly
Oh I want to bid! It would totally awesome but I’m broke and live in Sweden *goes off to cry bitterly in a corner*

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