I want to make something clear. Even though vegans may not hate everyone, they do hate Anthony Bourdain.
Is there a more loathsome person? Here is a man who sends his busboy to buy his drugs. A man who – with a straight face – accused the Rock-N-Roll Hall Of Fame of being sellouts. I can’t wait to hear his critique of Hard Rock Cafe jackets or Avril Lavigne.
So here is my list of 10 things that are more punk than Anthony Bourdain “bad boy” chef (snicker, snort). Feel free to add your own!
10) Rachael Ray
9) A 94 Chevy Celebrity
8 ) Dungeons And Dragons
7) A brand new shopping mall
6) That aggravating feeling you get when you can’t remember the name of Alf’s earth family*
4) Good Charlotte
3) The National Weather Service
2) Belly button lint
And the number one thing that is punker than Anthony Bourdain…