Sarah “Vegan Nostrils” Kramer

February 11, 2008

by IsaChandra

People always think that Sarah and I have some sort of competition going on. And you know what? They’re right! And so we’re going to settle things once and for all the old fashioned way…with a nutritional yeast snorting contest. Now, she is at somewhat of an unfair advantage. I mean, have you seen the nostrils on that girl? But I think with enough practice I can give her a run for her colorful Canadian money. Unfortunately, the only thing I have to practice with is a couple of grams of pure cocaine, so expect a lot of blogging in the coming weeks.

I’m not sure how we’re gonna do this, but it’s gonna get doned.

Is Sarah using those two fingers to ready her nostrils?

Just whose side is Josh Hooten on?

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February 11, 2008 at 1:46 am: jaxin
Dear god, is joshivore one sexy bitch or what!?

When I think of snorting nutritional yeast, all I can think of is my snot running orange. Gross! Hmm, actually… that might be kinda cool.
February 11, 2008 at 2:10 am: innochka
Josh is making muffins and it looks like Sarah is flashing you her patented ‘nostril destroyer tool(s)’

But maybe we should start a Nutritional Yeast Huffers Support Team. I mean who hasn’t *accidentally* inhaled their Nooch through their nostrils – especially when you get to the bottom and it’s all fine and powdery. Shiftily looks left then right… Or is that just me? It was accidental I swear.
February 11, 2008 at 2:29 am: IsaChandra
Josh doesn’t read my blog, so please don’t tell him I put this photo up!
February 11, 2008 at 2:41 am: innochka
Is it just me {again} or you can see exactly ‘where he lives’ under that apron.

Shhhhhhhhh
February 11, 2008 at 3:34 am: StephanieAnne
Next thing we’ll know, you’ll be passed out on the floor, still clutching a nearly-empty syringe of nutritional yeast. It’s a slippery slope!
February 11, 2008 at 3:53 am: Amy
Awesome. Can you convince Hillary and Barack to do this too?
February 11, 2008 at 10:26 am: T R E C E
Freebasin’ the nooch!
February 11, 2008 at 10:46 am: Vegan_Noodle
Oh I needed this on a Monday morning….
February 11, 2008 at 11:25 am: Mme Eve
yeah, that’s a good monday start. hihi
February 11, 2008 at 12:15 pm: Jess
Totally– this blog entry was so worth the wait. nothing like a good cocaine joke to get people laughing: I’ve learned this while teaching lit courses…
Just a note, I wouldn’t feel dirty at all telling cocaine jokes to university students if they weren’t born in frickin’ 1989, for crying out loud. That fact makes me cringe a little about my lecturing style, but not enough to alter it.
February 11, 2008 at 1:05 pm: josy
i eat meat when it looks like him. mmmmmm, lechery first thing on a monday morning.
February 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm: IsaChandra
Oh, ew!
February 11, 2008 at 3:25 pm: joanna
this might be my favorite blog entry that’s ever been on the internet.
February 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm: sarah THE SNORTER kramer
Oh.
You’re going DOWN Isa. GOING DOWN!!!
February 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm: AsstroGirl
Go, Isa! You can do it! I agree with Jess, this entry was worth the wait.

I think I can see a “Sarah” tattoo on Josh.
February 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm: bazu
If only watching this battle was something we could have bid on in the Farm Sanctuary auction… I would pay to watch this! Snort that B-vitamine-y goodness, ladies!
February 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm: redgrrl
Actually, I think Sarah Kramer wrote in one of her cookbooks that she is allergic to nutritional yeast. So Isa would have the unfair advantage in that competition! My bet’s still on Isa, though, if they see who’s instead going to snort the most powdered sugar!
February 13, 2008 at 4:19 pm: EdaMommy
Perhaps that should be Josh Woot!-en. ^_^
February 13, 2008 at 5:24 pm: sarah THE SNORTER kramer
No no. Yeast is now off the list of things I can’t have.

Yeast is IN.
Almonds are out. :(
February 13, 2008 at 7:42 pm: Isa
I’m looking into the medical dangers of this whole thing. And by “looking into” I mean asking my mom.
February 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm: michelle
I have to go wash out my eyeballs now.
February 21, 2008 at 2:39 am: Pamelonymous
how the hell did I miss this post?!?!