People always think that Sarah ^[1] and I have some sort of competition going on. And you know what? They’re right! And so we’re going to settle things once and for all the old fashioned way…with a nutritional yeast snorting contest. Now, she is at somewhat of an unfair advantage. I mean, have you seen the nostrils on that girl? But I think with enough practice I can give her a run for her colorful Canadian money. Unfortunately, the only thing I have to practice with is a couple of grams of pure cocaine, so expect a lot of blogging in the coming weeks.

I’m not sure how we’re gonna do this, but it’s gonna get doned.

Is Sarah using those two fingers to ready her nostrils?

Just whose side is Josh Hooten on?