You know, Chad at Food Fight gets to blog three times a day just by google-newsing “vegan” and then linking to whatever or just by walking next door to Sweet Pea and seeing what kind of cupcakes they have. Not fair! Some of us have to put actual thought into what we blog about, and so yes, it might take a month to get that shnit together. But fork it. Here’s the vegan minute completely culled from the Post Punk Kitchen message boards: where vegans in the know don’t go. (I just made that up)

Bob Barker’s Enchilada Bake ^[1]

Because Bob “My Boyfriend” Barker just donated a million bucks ^[2] to an animal rights program at his alma mater why don’t you make his semi-homemade recipe.

Vegan Etsy Team ^[3]

I guess all the vegan Etsy sellers banded together and formed some sort of elite internet cadre. This will be helpful for those of us who love to search for “vegan” in every website we go to. Have you ever searched for “vegan” in the “by name” advanced search option of IMDB? Then you know who this guy ^[4] is.

More Twigs & Berries Zine ^[5]

Another new vegan zine from deep in the heart of Canada with some really tempting looking recipes. Stop being a cheapskate and buy it for yourself and your loved ones.

Is Ecstasy Even Vegan? ^[6]

If you’re looking for love behind bars, this may be your dream date. It’s a short read about a vegan inmate in Brooklyn getting sent to England so that his diet can be accommodated. But it is so much more than that.

And I leave you with a picture of my new niece Norah and my old sister Michelle. Just because I hate blogging with no pictures. I have such blogging integrity!